Ein Kleine Nachtyardwork

[noahgibbs]

Since I'm unlikely to be at my house during daylight without getting up way too early (or skipping work), I went ahead and raked leaves at about ten pm. It worked better than I expected, other than the fact that I entirely filled the "yard waste" container the recycling company left and I have no place to put more loads of leaves. The previous folks really let the place go when it was clear they were selling. Fair enough.

What is it about Mountain Dew that inspires things like this? I've done that before. Of course, I also used to routinely open bottles with my teeth, so I probably shouldn't say much about it.

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canpire and shotguns

[willrabbit.livejournal.com]

Reminds me of when we would shotgun cans of beer back in college.

If you don't know what shotgun means: you lay a can of beer on its
side and make a hole (making sure no sharp points can poke you),
the hole should be about big enough to poke a #2 pencil thru it, then
you put your mouth over the hole and tilt the can upright and pop
the tab, this causes the beer to rush down and you can finish the
beer in seconds.
After a few of these, a beer bong or two, and a keg stand, you would
find you had consumed massive amounts of beer in a very short time.

Ahhh, the wonderful things you learn in a fraternity house.