Ein Kleine Nachtyardwork

[noahgibbs]

Since I'm unlikely to be at my house during daylight without getting up way too early (or skipping work), I went ahead and raked leaves at about ten pm. It worked better than I expected, other than the fact that I entirely filled the "yard waste" container the recycling company left and I have no place to put more loads of leaves. The previous folks really let the place go when it was clear they were selling. Fair enough.

What is it about Mountain Dew that inspires things like this? I've done that before. Of course, I also used to routinely open bottles with my teeth, so I probably shouldn't say much about it.