Comic (Overlords and Mistresses)

[noahgibbs]

There's a game called Overlord where you recruit evil minions, sack villages and so on. You play a tall creepy undead guy. The game lets you kidnap various folks as servants. Oddly, you can get a mistress. The question is, what would you do with one as an undead overlord?

Shamus Young answers, with style.

Comments

[bellaballanda.livejournal.com]

LOL.... If i were an evil undead overlord... I don't think i'd want *that* kind of mistress....

[rbus.livejournal.com]

Were I an Undead Overload, er, Lord, I would first east and drink and smoke all I wanted and never floss because I was, uh, Undead.

Then, I'd foist my Undead Ass on as many Undead Groupies as I could find and you *know* there are lots of Undead Groupies out there because there are people who want to sleep with Tom Petty and I figure he'd be about my closest competition.

Once I was finished getting laid I could undie happy.

Y'know, maybe I'd drive my car real fast, too.


really, though, the most pathetic part of it all is that i probably wouldn't take any advantage of being undead at all. i'd likely be a boring in unlife as i am in life.

sigh.

[angelbob.livejournal.com]

Can be hard to take advantage of what you've got.

So says G K Chesterton as well: here's The Song of the Strange Ascetic, a favorite of mine on that topic.

[rbus.livejournal.com]

call me "Higgins."