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There's a game called Overlord where you recruit evil minions, sack villages and so on. You play a tall creepy undead guy. The game lets you kidnap various folks as servants. Oddly, you can get a mistress. The question is, what would you do with one as an undead overlord?

Shamus Young answers, with style.

Date: 2009-07-17 09:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bellaballanda.livejournal.com
LOL.... If i were an evil undead overlord... I don't think i'd want *that* kind of mistress....

Date: 2009-07-18 07:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rbus.livejournal.com
Were I an Undead Overload, er, Lord, I would first east and drink and smoke all I wanted and never floss because I was, uh, Undead.

Then, I'd foist my Undead Ass on as many Undead Groupies as I could find and you *know* there are lots of Undead Groupies out there because there are people who want to sleep with Tom Petty and I figure he'd be about my closest competition.

Once I was finished getting laid I could undie happy.

Y'know, maybe I'd drive my car real fast, too.


really, though, the most pathetic part of it all is that i probably wouldn't take any advantage of being undead at all. i'd likely be a boring in unlife as i am in life.

sigh.

Date: 2009-07-19 05:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] angelbob.livejournal.com
Can be hard to take advantage of what you've got.

So says G K Chesterton as well: here's The Song of the Strange Ascetic, a favorite of mine on that topic.

Date: 2009-07-19 06:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rbus.livejournal.com
call me "Higgins."

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