There are certain tech talks...

Every so often I come up with an idea for a technical talk that I really want to give, and I know I really shouldn't.

Title: "Ruby Microframeworks"

"Gentlemen in the audience: many a Java practitioner brags about the sheer size of his ponderous, bloated web framework when he can't even keep it servicing requests! It's time to stop being ashamed! It's not the size of your framework, but how you use it that matters!"