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noahgibbsExcerpted from this week's "Tom the Dancing Bug":
President Bush asks:
"ARE YOU A BRECK GIRL?"
Are you a preening elitist flip-flopper with perfectly-coiffed hair and a vaguely French manner? If not, I might accuse you of being one. You need ME to make you a real testosterone-charged he-man. A man whose disdain for all things feminine causes him to seek the company of other powerful, muscular men. A man whose discomfort with homosexuals cuases him to break into a sweat and mutter about the Bible and the sanctity of marriage whenever one is near. A Republican man is a REAL man, and we can make you one.
President Bush asks:
"ARE YOU A BRECK GIRL?"
Are you a preening elitist flip-flopper with perfectly-coiffed hair and a vaguely French manner? If not, I might accuse you of being one. You need ME to make you a real testosterone-charged he-man. A man whose disdain for all things feminine causes him to seek the company of other powerful, muscular men. A man whose discomfort with homosexuals cuases him to break into a sweat and mutter about the Bible and the sanctity of marriage whenever one is near. A Republican man is a REAL man, and we can make you one.
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Date: 2004-07-30 01:37 pm (UTC)What's a girl to do?
Date: 2004-07-30 03:09 pm (UTC)