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[noahgibbs]

Courtesy of mertuil:

Details of sex with the Fellowship and other LoTR characters. Yes, yes, it's silly. This one, however, is cynical in a way that makes you go "ooh, ow. No, wait, that's probably right."

Comments

LotR sex

[coyotegrrrl.livejournal.com]

ROFL.

The only one I disagree with is Eowyn. Ok, maybe at first she'd be put off by sex, but I think eventually she'd come 'round. Course, I've never managed to finish Book 1, so what do I know?

[terpsichoros.livejournal.com]

I think she got it wrong with Elrond and Eowyn. Eowyn probably is the type that seems unapproachable, and if she doesn't want you, *is* unapproachable. But if she does want you, she's very active in bed, and prefers being on top. Elrond, I'm not so sure about. He's probably kinky in some way that most people find incredibly creepy.

[tshuma]

lol, I agree with both.

Especially Elrond: I mean, he's been alive how long? He's probably gotten bored with unkinkified sex.