From a ThinkGeek comment:
"I am merely a geek puppy... slowly growing to a full-fledged, car-chasing, toilet-bowl-drinking-from, tail-wagging Rottweiler geek... and ThinkGeek is like a garbage can chock-full of fresh table scraps. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to practice licking myself."
"I am merely a geek puppy... slowly growing to a full-fledged, car-chasing, toilet-bowl-drinking-from, tail-wagging Rottweiler geek... and ThinkGeek is like a garbage can chock-full of fresh table scraps. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to practice licking myself."