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Today it's too hot to think. What happens when it's too hot for me to think? I keep thinking, of course. But the quality of the result isn't guaranteed.

My spam folder persistently wants me to start an exciting career in law enforcement, find the right one on Jewish personals, view black local singles, and of course all the usual and expected stuff.

So to live up to its expectations, I'll not only have to be a cop with a Jewish wife, an enormous penis, a continually-refinanced mortgage and a porn-viewing habit, I also need to stalk local black singles.

Date: 2006-07-23 03:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] japlady.livejournal.com
Wow, you just described my ex best friend from highschool's husband....

I'm serious

Date: 2006-07-23 04:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dicedork.livejournal.com
And have several investment opourtunities in Nigeria.

Date: 2006-07-23 07:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mercher.livejournal.com
Send the jewish women this way.

Date: 2006-07-23 09:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tsgeisel.livejournal.com
Except for the Jewish wife part, this is all managable.

And, yeah, if you have any spare Jewish women that aren't going to [livejournal.com profile] mercher, you can send them my way as well.

Date: 2006-07-23 04:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] angelbob.livejournal.com
Does he get a lot of spam?

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