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[noahgibbs]

Are you going to let JESUS DIE for that pathetic bunch of sins? Get out there and GET SINNING!

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[caladri.livejournal.com]

I need people to sin with.

[sillymesaysme.livejournal.com]

Should I ask?

[ksteppe.livejournal.com]

going to give us any suggestions?

[ex-serenejo.livejournal.com]

*snrch* Yes, sir. Right away, sir.

Off to fornicate for a while. Cover me.

[rightkindofme.livejournal.com]

uhhhh what?

[tshuma]

Just another evening's merriment at the Disaster House: "Much giggling accompanied this evening's message...."

[tshuma]

Ooh, how about a twelve step plan?

(I really shouldn't wake up before all of my housemates. It isn't fair.)

[tshuma]

You heard him, lady, get going! ;)

[lady-phoenixice.livejournal.com]

having been around AA (because of my mom) for 8 years... I'd *really* like to see that* 12 step program...

[lady-phoenixice.livejournal.com]

I personally do my very best to sin as much as possible, as often as possible to get my fair share of the sinning of the world... it is, however, a bit difficult while living with the baptists (my mom and her boyfriend)...

but alas... I shall remember to try harder, and I shall begin with stealing this post! So there, HA!

[plymouth.livejournal.com]

you don't need anyone else for sloth, pride, gluttony, or greed! Heck, I bet you could even manage wrath all by yourself...

[rightkindofme.livejournal.com]

Do you really think that I need to be told to sin?

Shall I direct you to boot_slut to remind you of my life and choices?

[tshuma]

No, but you've even said you were slacking lately. Besides, are you really reaching your full potential?

[lady-phoenixice.livejournal.com]

I saw you Monday night, and I, personally, thought you could have been quite a bit more sinful... *wink*

[auros]

There's an episode of Casey and Andy in which somebody goes through all seven deadly sins in under a minute. I imagine Casey or Andy would be able to dig up a link. *g*

[neverjaunty.livejournal.com]

I'm very well acquainted with the seven deadly sins
I keep a busy schedule trying to fit them in
I'm proud to be a glutton, and I don't have time for sloth
I'm greedy and I'm angry and I don't care who I cross

--Warren Zevon, "Mr. Bad Example"

[ceebaby.livejournal.com]

Took care of that this morning! And more later today. No rest for the wicked.

[labelleizzy.livejournal.com]

cover you with what?

blanket, rifle fire, or honey and peanut butter?

*ducks and runs away*

[ex-serenejo.livejournal.com]

That's what they all do--cover me in sticky goop and then run away. It's okay. Don't mind me. ;-)

[zwol.livejournal.com]

This misses out envy and lust, denies sloth altogether, and includes indifference ("don't care who I cross") which is not technically a sin, only a vice...

Good song though.

[rightkindofme.livejournal.com]

Hey, the door guy asked me to call him and I did. That is moving towards sinning...

[jew-witchgirl.livejournal.com]

Guess I'm an underachiever where sin is concerned . . . though as a Jew, my concern for Jesus is somewhat limited.

Nevertheless, as part of my commitment to multiculturalism, I plan to drink a great deal of rum this evening.

[angelbob.livejournal.com]

Oh? Are you a bukkake porn star?

*grin*

[neverjaunty.livejournal.com]

"Dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians"

[neverjaunty.livejournal.com]

Lots of stuff about lust in the rest of the song, though.

[papertygre.livejournal.com]

brilliant.

[neverjaunty.livejournal.com]

though I feel compelled to point out that it should be "Jesus HAVE died..." the Crucifixion was a loong time ago...

[angelbob.livejournal.com]

Yeah. "Are you going to let Jesus have died for..." didn't have the same ring to it. Besides, "Jesus died for your sins" has that lovely accusatory "Jesus died because YOU SUCK" ring that I wanted to reproduce in my own version.

[angelbob.livejournal.com]

And they run away? How sad!

That's probably what would happen if you dipped *me* in honey and threw me to the lesbians, come to think of it.