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[noahgibbs]

Heh. I got spam with the title "Enlarge your cre*dit chrysanthemum".

I think I'm going to have to start using that euphemism. The "credit chrysanthemum."

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[toxgunn.livejournal.com]

Sounds like something you would, er, market down in San Jose...;)

[random-vamp.livejournal.com]

But what the hell is it a euphemism FOR?

[angelbob.livejournal.com]

Well, what do you get spam about enlarging?

Your chances of random household monkeys, obviously.

Or am I the only one that gets that spam?

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[http://users.livejournal.com/_duncan/]

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Re: credit crysanthemum

[tshuma]

I both fear and respect you now.

[r-transpose-p.livejournal.com]

Would that make a "debit chrysanthemum" the corresponding part?

How very Georgia O'Keefe.

Re: credit crysanthemum

[http://users.livejournal.com/_duncan/]

Well... thanks. :)