Counterintuitively...

What may get me to post more on DreamWidth is realising that my Twitter will do better as a commercial outlet if I stop using it as a personal outlet.

I feel like...

Epitaphs, on tombstones, are an underexplored medium for being casually annoying.

I've seen "if you can read this, you're standing on my boobs." Which is pretty good! But you could do things like "I was actually cremated. And sprinkled over the food at that restaurant you like."

I Wanna Know What Love Is...

It's hard to define exactly what love is.

Although my wife just bought me 6kg of wine gums. So actually, maybe it's really easy to define exactly what love is.