I have now seen "The Force Awakens."

I got enough spoilers that it made a difference, but I also saw the movie way after it came out. People have, on balance, been shockingly restrained about not spoiling the movie.

Thanks, folks!

Also: I haven't decided if I believe this is "the best Star Wars ever." I just watched it and that's still kind of percolating in my brain. But it is clearly a contender for that title, and it's clearly both a really good movie and a really good Star Wars movie.