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The conference rooms at my new job, on the floor I work on, have an "oxymorons" theme. They're called things like "Broad Focus", "Unbiased Opinion", and "Definite Maybe". Mostly, I think that's pretty cool.

It bugs me, though, when I go past non-conference-rooms and my brain wants to try to find the contradiction... "Build Engineering", "Phone Booth"... It breaks my head :-)