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This week, Rob tells the Gemini:

Having a wing-span of almost three feet, the ivory-billed woodpecker was a beauty that once thrived in the hardwood forests of the southern U.S. Native Americans believed the bird's ivory bill had magical powers. They used it as currency and made it into crowns worn by great warriors. Sadly, the species has been thought extinct since 1944, when the last of its kind disappeared. But a month ago, conservationists announced a great reversal of fortunes: Several ivory-bills have recently been spotted in the Arkansas woods. You should regard this as a metaphor for events unfolding in your own life, Gemini. Magic that you thought was gone forever is returning.

You're a week or two late, Rob. There are some other things you could mean, and I'll thank you if you do, but... Yeah. If you mean what I think you mean, then hey, I knew that.

And now, in a break with tradition, ( I'll explain that. Skip it if you don't care for navel-gazing )