Call for Harsh, Biting Criticism. Plus Mockery.

So it turns out that my column thing is running smooth for a bit -- I'm accepted to be published. I've submitted three columns which will run at two-week intervals. I've got one more all done and edited and ready to go, and another that's written but needs a fair bit of editing. So I'm set for, like, a couple of months on that. Doing well.

So it's obviously time to have people tear apart some other pseudo-artistic endeavors. ( Yup, that's what I'm asking. )