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[noahgibbs]

Ah, Brezsny.

I have just finished skimming Hiroyuki Nishigaki's surprising book How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way? Though I haven't had a chance to try out his simple and revolutionary approach to mental health, I feel confident about recommending it to you. It's time to take drastic, perhaps unconventional measures to disperse the funky moods that have plagued you recently. Regular butt-squeezing may be able to accomplish what no other therapy can. As one satisfied reader testified after achieving miracles with this technique: "Free your ass and your mind will follow."


I'm not frightened that he's recommending this. I'm frightened that he isn't the first person I've seen recommend this.

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[noirem.livejournal.com]

lol you try it first and let me know how it works, 'kay?

[angelbob.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm not generally depressed. So I'm not sure if I'm a good candidate. But if I seem to glow a little more when you next see me, that's probably a good recommendation for the technique :-P

It's based on Buddist principles, weirdly. Though that's up there, recommendation-wise, with "it's based on actual math".